January 2009
9 MINUTES!!!!!!!!
Watching UFC fights with Tim. The worst NYE ever? No. God. No.
Wish I was able to smooch a certain somone at midnight though.
AND UGH. Regular Coke tastes like a butt. Even with VODKA.
December 2008
Often enough in my life I have done things I had not decided to do. Something -...
– The Reader, Bernhard Schlink
It's official.
I am staying in for the night because 1) it’s dreadful outside 2) I hate New Years. Don’t worry about me though. I’m going to be surrounded by Chinese food and red wine.
Be safe, Tumblrs!
Boston Public Service Announcement
stupidinboston:tim-ryan:
Hey y’all. MBTA trains are an awesome resource on nights like tonight.
The T will be FREE after 8PM and will run until 2AM tonight, including 2AM departures from North Station on most outbound commuter rails.
Use it.
Keep in mind, though, that New Years Day = Sunday Schedule.
Shut The Front Door!
boyz r dum.
Guy I met: Ok, be my wingman. I'm sorry, I mean wing-woman.
Me: I'm here for you, bro.
Guy: I think that girl over there is super cute. What should I do?
Me: Go over there!
Guy: Ok, ok. What do I say?
Me: Just say "Hi, my name is Steve. You're super cute. Here's my number."
Guy: NO WAY. Dude, that'll never work. I need a smooth line or something.
Me: I hope you like being single.
figuring out plans for tomorrow is becoming a pain...
(via justinesamantha)
Those are basically my plans at this point, I just need a location. LOOK OUT WORLD.
My Year in Cities
peterwknox:
New York
Philadelphia
Boston
Washington DC.
King of Prussia
West Chester
Brick, NJ
Red Bank, NJ
Cleveland
Poconos, PA
Rivera Maya, Mexico
Chestertown, MD
Baltimore, MD
Las Vegas
New Orleans
Phonecia, NY
Ooof, me too!
Auckland, New Zealand
Sydney, Australia
Brisbane, Australia
Gold Coast, Australia
Nadi, Fiji
Melbourne, Australia
Los Angeles, California
...
If you're a tipsy tumblr...
realrealsoft:
tipsy:
We’re reblogging.
fuck you guys! i’ve had none. seriously.
Best idea ever?
This is why I HATE New Years.
New Years, 2004: Spilled red wine all over my boyfriends best friends “PEDROIA IS A BITCH” shirt. Banished my then boyfriend to his truck outside and would not let him return to the apartment. My best friend was groped in a bed somewhere by a party crasher. We don’t speak of it.
New Years, 2005: The only acceptable NYE I’ve ever had. Irrelevant.
New Years, 2006: Received...
Now THIS. This is a rejection letter.
While we were impressed by your skills and experience, unfortunately they are not the right match for this position.
As prideofboston so eloquently put it: “WOW! Did a guy hand deliver it to you and punch you in the boob at the same time?”
I think my good friend Zach who sent me that rejection letter from earlier today needs to take some notes from this company, because DAMN. I felt...
ohryan:
I just realized I have yet to open the Ray Lamontagne CD I bought back in October.
Blasphemy.
I just ran into one of the cool kids from high...
at the gym, and she’s still blonde, perfect, and now apparently really, really nice.
FML.
Browning Decides to Be a Poet
havent-got-a-prayer:
olderloverundercover:
In these red labyrinths of London I find that I have chosen the strangest of all callings, save that, in its way, any calling is strange. Like the alchemist who sought the philosopher’s stone in quicksilver, I shall make everyday words— the gambler’s marked cards, the common coin— give off the magic that was their when Thor was both the god and the din,...
theipodguru:
blaise:
synecdoche:
The Dark Knight trailer redone by kids. Cutest thing ever.
I want the batman tricycle SO BAD. And yeah, this is the cutest thing ever.
Ladies and gentlemen of Tumblr, I present to YOU,...
Dear Alison, Thank you for your application. We just filled the position (we have been evaluating and interviewing applicants on a rolling basis since November). I appreciate your interest in the **** *******, and wish you all the best in the New Year. Zach
HA! You call that a rejection letter, Zachary? Sir? Please. You must be new at this.
A great tattoo is a statement, not a style. And getting it is a journey, not a...
– Vince Hemingson (via gomichi) (via havent-got-a-prayer)
All this tattoo talk on Tumblr has got me seriously considering getting my third tattoo in the next few months. Ooof. Just thinking about it is getting me all riled up.
Daryl Palumbo looks like a gentleman in fresh... →
(via saintnate)
Palumbo is the only skinny male (who bounces around stage like Mick Jagger) that I find undeniably attractive. And those kicks are fresh to death.
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming....
– Hunter S. Thompson’s suicide letter to his wife. (via poortaste)
the weight of words…
(via theduty)
We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that...
– Chuck Palahniuk (found on letsbehonest)(via dontbelievethehype) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via daslava)
Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times?
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via twothirty)
<3
dirty tumblin' with ohryan
Ryan: oh i know what it is
Ryan: and they're going to do it
Me: aw yeah
Me: it's business time
Ryan: bow-chicka-wow-wa
Ryan: Baby, I'm gonna reblog your quotes
Me: awww yeah
Me: and i'm gonna "like" you. hard.
Ryan: oh yessssss
Ryan: soooo hard
Ryan: light the candles, i'm about to hit the radar
Me: that's right babay
Me: my followers just went WAY up
New Years Week starts NOW... drink time!
(via heidelweiss)
YEAH GIRL YEAH. I’ve already been a little shwastey for two hours now. I blame my family. Also, this is the second Monday in a row I’ve been drunk (THANKS BOSTON TUMBLRS) nah i really love you
I’ve been applying to jobs all day, and they all require me to have a Master’s degree and have 10 years of experience. So basically, what I gather is that if I had started working when I was 12 years old instead of pretending to be Janet Jackson while dancing on top of my Minnie Mouse bedsheets, I would totally be employed right now.
New Years Eve is like the Adult Version of the Prom. Too many high expectations...
– Malty (via iammattjordan)
The truest thing I’ve seen on Tumblr all day.
dear red-heads out there,
aniceshadeofred:wedreamtlove:
dear red-heads out there, please continue making babies with other red-heads so that you do not become extinct, (I don’t know if it’s possible but someone told me that it was happening) because if you do, there would be no future rupert grints, hayley williams-es, or travis clarks and I would be very sad. love, vivian.
I’ve been looking for a redheaded boy with whom...