January 2009
The Secret
Think good thoughts.
Speak good words.
Take good actions.
Flight of the Conchords Tour Maps US Dates for... →
April 17th in Boston, who’s coming with me?
Jason Mraz [ Running ]
Let me fall into your lap...
“The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset...”
– Bill Murray, Lost in Translation (via spaceships) (via unicornology)
january is almost over.
theipodguru:
(via capricious)
thank god. I hate january.
DrunkIrishHusbands.com →
Best Tumblr name ever?
Free Thursday Nights at ICA →
I’m going next Thursday if anyone wants to join! Free food + music + drinks + contemporary art = okay with me
Michelle Branch [ You Get Me ]
Who wants to be...
SOBER TUMBLING
I had the STUPIDEST interview today in Cambridge, and I had to take a goddamn cab there because I was 15 minutes late because the MBTA owns my soul. And then I get there and the STUPIDEST woman in the universe (my would-be boss) asked me to take a PHOTOSHOP test and a typing test and a photography test. IS THAT A JOKE. Not the lack of question mark, because I know the answer. Complete space cadet...
justinesamantha:
sometimes I adjust my boobs in public.
Who doesn’t? They have a mind of their own sometimes.
The Rum Diary (2010) - News →
peterwknox:
Johnny Depp’s next film will be the Hunter S. Thompson adaptation The Rum Diary, according to The Bad And The Ugly. The Rum Diary focuses on struggling writer Paul Kemp (Depp) as he becomes involved in a complicated love triangle at the run-down newspaper in Puerto Rico where he has just been employed. Kemp is based on the late gonzo writer Thompson’s experiences…
NO WAY! AHHHHHHHHHH...
hono-lulu:kari-shma: 311 - Love Song
Why does there have to be drama? Why can’t we just have fun? Let’s dance around and get in trouble and drink the drinks and laugh the laughs. Let’s make poor choices and not remember them until days later. I’ll make dumb jokes and you’ll make me laugh until I pee my pants. Let’s pay money for stupid horror movies and talk shit about people and eat greasy plates...
walpaper: Mon Amour, Mon Ami Carla Bruni
via 6
...
justinesamantha: Keri Hilson feat. Lil’ Wayne -...
Watchtwothirty:
danielholter:
Barack Obama… and his standing bet with his daughter on keeping her cool when meeting the Jonas Brothers.
Holy hell, I love this man.
That just made me smile from ear to ear.
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
snugglesmcfein:
oncealways:
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to...
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’,...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via affremblequotes) (via havearide) (via unicornology)
copycats: “Pony” by Far
originally by Ginuwine
...
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in...”
– W. C. Fields (via bitchville)
Things I Hate
saramcpherson:
When characters in a movie are driving and there’s a car following them and one turns to the other and goes, “We got company.”
Bubble gum-flavored anything
The word “chillax”
Oooh me too:
When characters in a movie hang up the phone without saying bye. This occurs in EVERY movie at least once. Check it out, I don’t lie.
Buffalo sauce-flavored everything
The word...
gchat "everybody BLAG now"
Me: blagojevich is a word i cannot pronounce
Ryan: i wouldnt even know where to start
Me: haha
Ryan: what is that
Me: i'm watching cnn and all the journos keep pronouncing it differently
Ryan: sounds like someone barfing
Me: robert blagojevich
that chicago senator who used bribes and stuff
Ryan: oh yeah
Me: with the dbag hurrcut
Ryan: BLAGGGGOOOOJEEEVVICCCCCCCCCC
YEAH, definitely someone barfing
Me: HAHA
next time i vom
i'm gonna blag it
Ryan: done!
blaaaggggggggg
Reasons why my little brother is getting an atomic...
Today is January 29th. On January 27th, he changed his status on Facebook from “Single” to “In A Relationship” with an actual living girl. AND HE DIDN’T TELL ME. Me, his only sister, his confidant, his mentor in this crazy thing we call life.
When his pale, lanky ass gets through the door (if he even makes it that far), he better run.
http://fuckyeahgingers.tumblr.com/
If Harry is the prince of gingers, I wanna be the princess.
“Some people are just meant to be alone. It’s not a bad thing but some people are...”
– my older sister (via justinesamantha)