January 2010
December 2009
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Convos with my BFFL Indian toll booth guy:
Guy: Oh, happy New Years Eve beautiful lady!
Me: Happy New Years!
Guy: What are you doing to celebrate?
Me: Probably going to a party or something.
Guy: ...will there be booze there?
Me: ...yes?
Guy: OH! A BOOZE PARTY! I LOVE BOOZE PARTIES! A little booze, or a lot?
Me: A lot!
Guy: EVEN BETTER!
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Soulmates.
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
– Lewis Carrol
I was digging for something yesterday in the basement and touched a DEAD MOUSE!...
– My co-worker’s mom who has the best Wis-cahn-sin accent I have ever heard. Day-maker.
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sometimes i feel like i need a 'hoarders' recap...
folkinz:
“with one hour left steven may have had six free drinks to compensate for the fact that he lost the award that he shouldn’t have won anyway and is now watching hoarders when he should be sleeping”
This is why he’s my main gay.
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it's hard to schedule time with my hippie friends...
Me: Wanna get lunch on Monday?
Jenn: Monday is the winter solstice and I will be communing with nature all day.
Jenn: Seriously! :) It's a sacred day for me.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with someone...
– Almost Famous (via michaelikesit)