"For a while I had a regular who was on an Internet dating kick and would set up her blind dates in front of my well. She gave me veto power over her date because I would see and hear more than she would over the course of the date. Based on how they acted, and more specifically on what they ordered to drink. If they were lame, I’d serve her a Gin Martini with Pineau de Chaurentes. If they got the thumbs up it would be straight gin with olives for her to take a bit more time with. I poured a lot of Pineau those days."

Ask A Bartender: What’s The Worst Date You’ve Ever Witnessed? 

Things I need: a bartender who will also act as my wingman. GENIUS.  


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