—Aziz AnsariI’ve found this to be the year where a lot of people I went to high school and college with, that I lost touch with, will now call me and they’ll say things like “AZIZ! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT!! I JUST HAD A BABY!!!” And I always think, “Hahaha that sucks! Oh man! You’re going to have to take care of that thing for 18 years and make sure it doesn’t murder anyone! I’ll talk to you later, I’m going to go do literally anything I want cause I don’t have a baby!
(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)
